Alligators do eat pigs in the wild, right?

my god, its full of cars

Eurovan jumping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks outside at company eurovan*

*current machine user* "Oh man, this is juicier than usual!"

Three- Fourths? Absolutely nothing incorrect, but you're on a short list of people I've ever heard say that, over say, three quarters. That is all! Interesting.

So remember kids, always hit the e-brake and crank the wheel when ya see one of these.

The line to McDonalds would be the same if this news report was about the ingredients in a McSoylent. It wouldn't matter.

Answer: All of the it. All of the fun can be had.

This is why we can't have nice 'ring.

Thats some of the greatest commentary ever.

Too bad this is like when the scrawniest kid on the playground says he won a fight because the big bully got stung by bees and went into anaphylactic shock.

Here's my next dodge ad:

The hell? Escape from Yucca Mountain?

Back at the dealership: "Its ok, he crashed the old cheap one."

"F*ck this truck, I'm outta here! This thing is nuts! You won't believe what we just drove through!"

Its not the Fiat! You know, maybe it could be, but I think there is a longer list of male car enthusiasts who will jump at the chance to get a quirky Fiat-branded car.

I drove a heavily hopped-up one in England a couple years ago, it surprised me a LOT. Truth about the dash, I found that silly. I loved the cockpit layout otherwise, even though everything was on the 'wrong' side.. :D

This is why we can't have nos things.