Thats a fun title. I want more pics of the engine bay, the home made... whatever that is.. is intriguing.

I lol'd.

I remember this original story being told via some military humor website, but the story here is missing key elements of the full on hilarity:

Um, thats a pretty awesome flick.

for reference, good measure, added views.

Fuck your tanker truck, I've a horse outside.

Obligatory

"Though, I should mention I've hit the same track in a different 911 Turbo and was running two-tenths slower than the Porsche seen here..."

"don't even seasons one or two" because then you'll gain sympathy for TG:US!

Imagine what would happen to him if he were the at-fault party in a fender-bender.

Well, I suppose that is just advertising dollars at work.

Concur. Gotta find the most capable and most COMMON vehicle for your area of defense. Half ton 'burb makes the most 'sense' to me in most of America.

With a meaty set of snows, I'd imagine that thing could be fairly fun in the snow, actually.

Whatever, I did this last year, in the street, and the RPD thought it was hilarious, and gave us a blank ticket.

I rate this "Whatever.."

Well, the optimism seems low here, so here is a different perspective:

Aw shucks.

We don't live in a world of needs. We live in a world of wants. Keep in mind that the car this is featured in starts at $80k, and ramps to $100k+ quite easily.

Dammit ford! Just make this available in the real world! I want a fiesta awd turbo manual now.

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