Big Ben with nothing to do must be a Steel-Town stripper nightmare.

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

yeah well.... fuck ted cruz and his sad face.

As a Knicks fan and therefore a man with the same mental consistency of an abused dog, the only thing I foresee from this is Frank Ntiklina being a valuable 3 and D guy for the Warriors, Clippers or whatever great organization he gets dealt to in a trade. Meanwhile Dennis Smith Jr and his alligator arms will spend the…

That must mean it was kid-tested?

Lemme guess, you think JoePa got a raw deal, right?

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

I appreciate the rules you share on how to take responsibility for people who can’t act responsibly. 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

To give his should some rest, Tyreek’s son will now be taught how to kick-box

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…

Well buddy if it ever does happen, I know some people that can help you!

Who knew this guy was in the NFL.

Geaux Fuck Yourself

BRING BACK BEARS!

Being Ultra to me just means you’re a cunt who loves fighting more than football. I live in Brazil and i’ve been in the Maracanã before remodelling when it fit almost 120k people and i have NEVER seen a racist incident in there. Flamengo’s fans are from all walks of life, from the current psycopath rich boy governor…

I’m stoked for this one. I haven’t seen them since 1997, but this is a 30 song set for their 30th anniversary, and it’s at Toronto’s legendary Horseshoe Tavern.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

It started with her saying it’d be a nice thing for me to do for her going-away.

Sir, might I suggest you put your thoughts into survey form?