It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Oh these fuckers are evil incarnate.

These are worse, but only by a very small margin. They’re too narrow and the wicker digs into your legs.  They’re too deep to lean back in while eating, yet if you sit forward, the raised part on the front of the seat cuts off your circulation.

Clay Bellinger did suck, and his shortcomings as a player must be borne by his children.

Well, is 1/3 okay?

Uh, actually yes, fuck anyone who supports Trump. I’m..a bit surprised that requires any kind of clarification.

If you’re mad about this you are a garbage human being. Especially in a game already loaded with product placement and egregious microtransactions.

“And have you seen Billy Beane’s haircut? It’s absurd.”

I hate you and myself for laughing

I know I’ll get some hate for it, but I’m going to defend Ross again. He’s really not as bad as people say. Sure, he can be annoying at times, and he’s a little quirky. But his physical comedy is unmatched. After the initial mopey stage he really turned it around and I started rooting for him. And he ended up with…

“Creating Jobs and growing our country’s economy”.

Cops like donuts and coffee, right?  King should’ve spent 15 minutes giving pudding-edged takes on coffee and flying commercial.

This is ridiculous. When, in the history of the sport, has a butt contributed to any type of difficulty holding on to a football.

Tin soldiers and Trump’s comin’

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

It’s the same for women. Some lady calls me “sweetie” or “honey”, and I start taking off jewelry, getting ready to throw down.

Something about breakfast food is always hilarious - “twat waffle” is a great insult.

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

I’d though I’d seen every incarnation of bros doing stupid bro shit to drink a beer, but never have I seen someone start a shotgun by using their teeth. Holy shit.