At least it wasn’t Ángel Hernández - and we shouldn’t even know umpires names if they did their job correctly. 

“Truly the Cardinal Way has become the way of dishonor.”

So is an inanimate carbon rod!

That’s what I’ve consistently said about her. She’s got great analysis of the deeper structural issues and is amazing at explaining important concepts. Her discussion about the difference between guilt and responsibility being a highlight. And then just when I think I could almost consider her as a third choice, she…

As far as I can tell, she has more reason to be up there than John Hickenloper (who seems like a very nice man!), Beto O’Rourke, or Steve Bullock.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

No, it’s not like that, it’s dumber and less tricky.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

Reporters being too busy stuffing their face with frosting and not giving us the full Mary Berry on cake quality is a perfect metaphor for something or other. 

My favorite kind of trail mix is the kind that’s all M&Ms.

If a random different Plumlee showed up to play for Team USA, would anyone actually notice?

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

As a Dolphins fan, this checks out.

In a league where domestic violence is as common as our president struggling with the English language, it’s a dude who kneeled during a song that put you over the edge?

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

Chick-fil-A isn’t known for its transparency.

Deep down in places they don’t like to talk about at parties, they want her in that seat. They need her in that seat! You use words like “racist,” “xenophobe,” and “Islamophobe.” They use them as the backbone of a life spent defending their power structure.

LGBT Self Loathing Night would be more appropriate really. After all, however they might identify, they are Mets fans too.

When our oft-injured, MAGA-chud of a pass rusher tweaked his hamstring during offseason workouts my brother in law texted me “Bosa the Broken”. I cannot stop calling him that now.

At this point, this team has robbed me of all joy. Our once 20+ strong group of tailgaters has diminished to 5 people who maybe show up to 4 …

To be fair, before Kawhi signed and everyone was guessing, it was speculated that Kawhi was waiting to see which team starting leaking information about him (supposedly something he hates).