Lol and a star for "Satin."

Right? I saw that face and said, Not today SATIN

Gotta PLANT THAT SEED, man!

Yes.

Yeah how dare people be offended by jokes about hanging in a state where till the 80s it was still common for blacks to “disappear” .

So the sound engineers at MSNBC can finally recalibrate their sound system for normal human volume.

Pimps don’t make you suck a D for exposure

Lol. He's totally down-cycled Ted Nugent. Fred Nugent. 

Or what, Neil Tyson will tweet at me?

I don’t drive, because I live in a country with excellent public transport so there is no need to drive if you live in an urban area. I also got a year’s paid leave with my son, get free health care, paid sick leave, subsidized child care, free higher education and I have never worried that I would be the victim in a…

BTK killer was also a loving father.  I can go on...

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Savannah Bridge Run entry fee: $25

Magnificent find. Thanks for posting that and making this a bit less depressing.

For those unaware Klayman brings all kinds of batshit law suits against people/entities.

Can Kenard just walk up behind him in a liquor store?

I’m happy to hear I’m not the only one with a rage boner for this commercial. The previous plugs for this stationary bicycle (only toddlers and assholes call it “spinning”) feature an insufferable gallery of young, blandly attractive rich assholes in the heat of orgiastic body narcissism were bad enough. Here, though,…

The real change is... ON THE INSIDE.

It’s not because the pie is a gift but more because the pie is hidden. It falls under the good brown liquor rules. Everyone can get a spot of E&J, but the Henny? It’s hidden until I offer it to you. And when I do offer it you, shut the fuck up and keep it on the hush.