Damn it. I spent time looking at this too, and still whiffed. Oh well. 

These dogs are good sports. 

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

Well whatever you want to call it, it looks fantastic on all of you.  Keep up the good work and know that we all support your sartorial decisions.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

Don’t you kinkshame me.

Two subsequent signs were rendered unreadable after being riddled with bullet holes.

Before the internet, we just chain-smoked for the duration.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

Common People, at five minutes and fifty seconds is more than a minute longer than the other two songs. That’s way too long to be smashing dick.

Jarvis Cocker has the horniest voice ever.

If you’re going to smash your dick to Pulp, I suggest using “Disco 2000” or “Do You Remember the First Time?” over the more popular “Common People.”

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

Zach Brown Banned, Chicken fried

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

Any person who chooses Jon Lovett as their partner in life is top notch in my book.