You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Way to stick the landing.

Dan Quinn’s doubly an idiot for carrying water for Durkin like this. Politically it’s a bad look that makes him look insensitive, ignorant, or both. And practically it makes no sense since Dunkin’s not gonna let anybody drink any of it.

anyone going stroke for stroke with john holmes is going to have a long day

Its got what plants crave!

Yep. And also vodka

Dwnouncing racism isn't politics. 

If you’re listening to Le Batard for “scores and highlights” all I can say is “You don’t get the show”.

He took 5 minutes at the end of a 3 hour show to express his opinion.

This is a big freaking deal.

Get over yourself. 

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because…

Its not just dumb, but also dumber.

There is an alarming dearth of Tintin references around here. Hats off to you, sir

Does an Austrian guy call round two of sex “putting another shrimp on the barbie?”

Blistering Barnacles!

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

Sex workers rights not of paramount importance say men in alligator shoes.

Sports should just have like a Hulu subscription tier where you just pay extra and skip the Anthem and “God Bless America.” I would pay it. 

He also lamented that there are no longer “shows that promote family and culture with a father, a mother and children based on biblical teachings and biblical principles on which our nation was founded.”

Nothing wrong with this Old Guy’s memory.

But remember those Muslims who make up a whole 1% of the population - many of them from families who moved to the US because of restrictive fundamentalist laws - are going to put us under Sharia Law.