This would certainly explain why they keep having her on CNN to spout nonsense. They consider her a valuable leak asset, in exchange she gets screen time.

Take your star, gotdammit and let’s never speak of it again.

I’m here for all the Celtics dysfunction!

Holy fuck!

Fair. But smoothies, frozen bananas, dipped in chocolate, with peanut butter on toast ... Dammit, now I want a banana.

What did Raspberries ever do to not even get a mention.

The first half, I’m all yeah - this person knows what’s up. But then you come in with some slander against a most righteous and versatile fruit.

Dammit. He had the second best answer to a reporter in Raptors history: Ball.

With everything that’s come out this year, as the linked articles attest, is it possible the team valuation goes down significantly? They're number 2 in the league after the Cowboys, if they drop like 10 spots wouldn't Danny boy be forced to acknowledge a problem?

Fucking typical. Man steals important moment, makes it about him or inserts himself (like the guy who proposes when his girlfriend just completed a marathon or won an Olympic medal). And now she’s forced to take the high road and be the better person, when she did nothing wrong.

Thank you for this. I needed this.

This explains why I like Killing flies keeps popping up on my Youtube Recommended list.

That’s the stuff I come here for. Well done. Although now I want Timbits.

On not getting rich:

You’re a monster

I am dying. People at work are looking at me funny, this is just the best pure savagery. Well done internet!

I had to look up the roster cause all I could think of was JBJ was Jon Bon Jovi, and that made no sense.

Showing your age a bit. I’m right after that. Parrish, Cromartie, Valentine, Gullickson but also Foli and Staub, of course.

I’d move DC to the South Atlantic ocean, but I love the Expos so ...

This makes zero sense (to me) and I have all the time in the world for it. Bravo!