This. This is really insightful. I’m currently in the midst of my identity crisis (Toronto FC won last year, and I’ve been to every game since their first season).

He’s appeared in 7 matches and scored in 2 of them. Thriving may be a stretch.

Literally what I thought. So confused

I am totally fangirling over this team. I was ready to strut my stuff with my Cotton and Barretto jerseys, but was sad early on.

The first thing I said when I saw the 10 RBI highlight was not bad for a blind man. The bartender and those around me just looked at me like I was a weirdo.

Isn’t the saying: Intent follows the bullet?

Odd timing. 2 people at work this week were talking about the mascot in Philly, couldn’t remember the name. I turned to these near strangers and said: oh the Philly Phanatic, I’d fuck him.

I think he’s shown great judgment on when to take someone off the floor, but has been terrible with getting the right players back in.

There are not enough stars in the universe for this comment.

I’d love for Freddy to take over but there’s no way the Raps can afford him after this year. Someone’s gonna give him $27 million for 3 years, I would think at least.

Injury Reserve, on “S on your chest” (I think) says to just say neighbour.

I tried to replicate at times - Von Hayes’ wide-stance, Ellis Valentine’s wiggle and Kirby Puckett’s leg kick.

Wait, are they not even supposed to finish their meal?

Maybe the Celtics are just overrated. The Raptors up 111 to beat them by 20 less than week ago.

Seriously, she hit .270 and was a great pitcher? That’s insane.

That’s just your archaic views on this matter. Meece was right!

I will never understand how new or new-ish stadiums get basic shit so wrong. Like the Edmonton arena that put most of the bathrooms in the inaccessible to the public VIP area, causing massive lineups.

Take your dirty, dirty star, you filthy monster.

I don’t understand why I always see people saying he’s just trolling.

So basically potatoes left in the sink for a long long time.