$12 for an open bar?

Am I missing something, I see all the comments from people saying this is a great statement, but he never once says he’s sorry or that he apologizes. Just statements of fact and that he’s really admired.

That was not a fun time at the ACC last night. That was a butt performance by us. (except my boy Van Vleet!)

I dismissed him when he first arrived, believing the negative press I had seen. But he is great and this article made my nipples hard.

I want the picture of the Atlanta fan they cut to after the Giovinco goal put in a blender and shot into my veins for sweet, sweet sustenance.

I’m a known asshole and will get snarky when presented with a new NFL fan (not everyone in Canada is). My non NFL-loving friend introduced me to a Browns fan and was surprised that I didn’t make fun of them.

Hey now. I will not stand for the disparagement of professional drinking at an event.

Too soon.

I don’t want to well actually, but...

For some reason the fact it ricocheted off his dick to get him in the thigh disturbs me so much ...

Sweet fucking [insert deity or name of your choosing here].

Somehow sadder. When he was announced I bought an orange Culpepper jersey. (At the time I only had Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor jerseys). Sigh.

That is the single most Mom thing that’s ever been Mommed. Just perfect.

Things are so bad, i recently purchased a retro Jay Fiedler jersey...

I swear being a Dolphins fan is giving me night terrors.

I feel like “Progress towards elimination of the logo” is too long. 

If the A’s (previous record holder) got Money Ball made from the 20 game streak; what will the Cleveland movie be called?

At least now we know what Iggy Azalea is up to these days.

I thought you were exaggerating. What the fuck is that nonsense?

One of the most enjoyable games I’ve ever seen where my team wasn’t involved. And to have Ole Tiny Hands Smith destroy the fancy dog makes everything sweeter.