I remember reading him a lot as a youngster, he was constantly bringing up his Vietnam draft dodging for some reason. Even dumbass teenage me knew he was full of shit.

How did Derozan getting kicked in the dick and balls AND getting called for the foul not make it on the site?

Also, I read somewhere he’s an Arsenal and DC United fan. I call shenanigans, there are 2 teams in NYC/NJ area, why pick a team in DC?

Gotdamn you. Take your star. But I’m not happy about it.

Goddammit, I just spent like 30 minutes researching this, cause I believed it and wanted to send a link to friends. Kansas is so fucking backwards that it made total sense.

For Fucks Sake. Are you really this insane?

Seriously - how has no one else referenced maybe the greatest post game interview response of all time?

Came here for this... not disappointed!

Clearly laundry is easy, you stick it in the machine and walk away to watch cartoons or whatever. Not an issue.

Basically an opening for me to openly hate on those thieving Nats.

Him being with the Loathsome Washington Nationals probably disqualifies him from the role.

A couple of years ago i went into the Canadian equivalent of the DMV (service Ontario) wearing an A’s hat and the young lady behind the counter asked if that was the team where the player and his girlfriend bought all those tickets for the gays.

Every time this comes up people start saying stuff like every foul should result in free throws and possession of the ball. I even see some advocating for loss of possession after a timeout.

This is un be-fucking-lievable... I was at that game and the consensus was the Refs bias was so blatant against Toronto that it lead to the huge GS lead that we almost came back from.

For some reason this came to mind...

This is seriously understarred. The cab driver thought i needed medical attention.

Same here, i was hoping so hard that he’d come to the Raptors this off-season. He’d be the national hero he deserves to be.

There’s a difference between not caring and being unable to do much of anything because of your assaulter’s fame.

This can’t be a real thing a real person said. I know I’m just Ahm ignorant Canadian but still. What the entire shit?

Kill it with fire!