Yep. Makes sense. Anytime i see that someone running for office has said some truly vile and reprehensible shit my first thought is always: well now i Have to vote for him, his opponent’s campaign is being terrible for pointing it out. Such negativity!

I don’t know what the fuck American cheese is. (I always assumed it was Kraft singles or some other processed shit in a spray can).

Didn’t SI have a player vote or something where he was named as the best hands in the league?

Seriously. How is no one else freaking out about this? What the fuck is in that bottle? No consumables should be that colour.

That took me too long to get. I’m an idiot. Damn you.

Yes! Finally. I’ve been ranting for years, the easiest way to eliminate some of the peripheral nonsense is to start carding for the crowding after every call.

Yeah, that’s the part that gets me. Is he saying that some people think Baylor was too harsh is doing the near nothing they did?

This literally has stopped me from reading anything else. This can’t be real. No one can be that fucking horrible.

Can we all agree the same goes for raisins?

When the Expos left and broke my heart, I switched to Oakland. I’m all in. I love those fucking losers. But if the Expos come back, what should I do?

1978-79 Montreal Expos (5 year old). Ellis Valentine is the most talented baseball player I’ve ever seen. Just raw talent. Cromartie-Dawson-Valentine was gonna be the best outfield ever. And soon to be Hall-of-Famer Tim Raines was the 4th OF!!! I loved those teams, introduced by the only person in my family who liked…

The right and just answer is obviously Snyder; but i voted Loria because that sniveling little fuck weasel destroyed my beloved Expos. I hope he gets riddled with syphilis.

Montreal (where I’m from) had no limits. Those were the days, as long as you didn’t mind dodging falling concrete.

Extra innings are even worse in Toronto - you can’t get beer starting in the 7th inning. Imagine having to go without a drink for hours as we get to the 14th inning.

Jesus Navas was the opposite, he never took a shot even when the net was wide open in front of him. He didn’t score for 2 years, then fluked one in a League Cup match and proceeded to take every shot from everywhere, like he’s fucking Aguero all of a sudden.

That man is a national treasure. I don’t care about his antics, he has one move and it’s gotdamn unstoppable.