johnenigma
John Enigma
johnenigma

Guys. I hate to be the cereal guy, but HALF LIFE 3 WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

If you look at it this way, Mr. Game & Watch is the only black character in the Super Smash Bros. universe.

Wow. So many damn comments in the video say that they want to f*ck Isabelle. Lol. You don’t say that.

At least he’s apologizing. And I respect that.

Take Minecraft and combine it with Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts n’ Bolts and you get...

I know. Looks like I’m not the only that noticed that.

Okay. You know what?

Toothless the Night Fury, from How To Train Your Dragon. Weird that nobody mentioned him here.

Splatoon + Portal + Dragon Quest slime monsters = This game.

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Now I would definitely play Undertale if it looked like this. The bullet-hell heart stages would look like the GBA game Iridion 3D by Shin’en.

Butthurt much? Because if that’s your case, than you can stop watching this article.

Yooka-Laylee is not mentioned in the article. How dare you? *Pouty face*

Now playing

I never felt the feels take over my body before.

Ouch. Looks like I’m gonna need sacks of salt from Salinas, P.R., for all the disappointed fans.

Speaking of demos, I still have this little PS2 demo gem:

Can I be honest with you? When I first saw this, I thought it was a ROM hack, like those from Romhacking.net.

Why? Are you Japanese?

I’ll take Mr. Fahey’s word for it.