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John Elway's Front Teeth
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So from a place by the airport?

Which fail-ass post-SB win Broncos QB didn’t get Terrell Davis killed?

Jesus how does this not have more stars (and bars).

There’s Arizona’s next great neck tattoo.

Patent this phrase and put it on a t-shirt! You will sell approximately one bazillion of them. Arizona’s “I ❤️ NY”.

Do these Cardinals fans responses count as reading a book?

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

That must be one deep fucking pocket.

MRSA YIPS is an anagram of Irsay PMS.

But only after signing him to a 10 year, $500 million contract with $300 million fully guaranteed.

Quantity of Jets quarterbacks = 4i, where “i” represents the imaginary number you would have to multiply by four to even produce one good quarterback

Fitzpatrick says he is still trying to understand why, in this particular equation, 1+1+1+1=n<1.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

...and with surprisingly European features for a guy born where a bunch of brown people are from?

Something tells me this won’t end well. Get back to me in 3 days.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

+1 triceratops on Noah’s ark