Yeah, what is this? Into The Wild?

“I used to bulls-eye 9-year-olds wearing Redskins jerseys in my T-16 back home”

Don’t worry, Dabo Swinney made sure that Boulware and the trophy were married before God before allowing Boulware to do that.

And the following year’s Michigan game, don’t forget that one

Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Between their kicker probably committing domestic abuse and their coach looking an awful lot like a child molester, at least one person needs to be fired here.

Are you suggesting that people in Washington can’t work together toward a common goal?

Haven’t seen this much British baggage to be unpacked since I took a course on 19th-century imperialism in college.

I knew Roma dudes liked to steal from people, but this is something entirely different.

I think it’s nice that Uganda has their own Wes Welker.

Hold up. God-loving fellow, around 30 years old, drawing huge crowds and lots of attention, but lingering doubts on whether he’s actually legit? I swear I’ve heard this one before.

Bless you for this comment

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Wow, who would have thought that pursuing a career in journalism could lead to low cash reserves and occasional fear of starving?

Awful. Another young, promising career lost to Stan Kroenke’s clandestine operation of harvesting stem cells to study the plausibility of a naturally regenerating toupee.