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He appears to have practiced for this. He knows where the ball is going and he starts running almost as soon as he lets go of the shot.

My grandfather ate both onions and tomatoes whole like apples. His favorite sandwich was peanut butter, raw onion, and bacon on white bread.

My grandpa tried to pull his daughters from high school and wouldn’t send them to college because he didn’t think women needed to go to school. Crazy old gramps.

You have already defeated yourself.

RC is the best cola. Fight me.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

mid-major damages

You should definitely file suit. For major damages dude.

Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Deadspin would actually be a good name for this ride.

This was an actual ride at Action Park.

There are lots of phone and tablet screens out there these days though. For that matter, I’m typing this message on a portrait mode computer screen (rare I admit, but highly recommended).

I was gonna say, is FastPass available for this ride?

They wouldn’t be trying this out on the farm if they didn’t want to try this in the show. Fuck this.

Just fucking call it a draw after 11, 12, whatever. Why go thru this mindblowingly idiotic process that changes the fundamental structure of the game?

So what is the point of discussion here? You basically just stated that nothing I write right now matters, despite being utterly consistant, unless fits with your initial, and incorrect by the way, interpretation of my comment? As everything else is just me coming up with the right answer instead of just clarifying

This was kind of a descending story to read through. When I first read the headline, I was pondering if it is okay to out teacher’s political leanings in articles if they didn’t have anything to do with their jobs. Then I read the article and found myself more and more baffled by her actions. I mean she was bragging

Tim, I think it’s hard to compare Gordy and LaBron. Different sports, eras and all - but, gun to my head, I’ll take Howe...

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”