This was a good exchange.

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

He appears to have practiced for this. He knows where the ball is going and he starts running almost as soon as he lets go of the shot.

Check Ollie’s or Big Lots in 6-9 months.

That’s fine, just don’t put “NO EXCLUSIONS” on your sign then. Easy enough to avoid.

Remember when you would buy the game and go to the little window and they were out of stock on that game? super annoying.

And people wonder why this place is closing. You can blame the financial firm debt all you want, but this place has fundamental buisness model problems.

When you sale “The sale starts tomorrow”, you mean “The liquidators jack up the prices 150% and discount the stock by 75%” right.

I’d feel better about giving them my business if the executives hadn’t given themselves a 14 million dollar bonus package while giving all of the hourly employees the shaft.

My grandfather ate both onions and tomatoes whole like apples. His favorite sandwich was peanut butter, raw onion, and bacon on white bread.

My grandpa tried to pull his daughters from high school and wouldn’t send them to college because he didn’t think women needed to go to school. Crazy old gramps.

You have already defeated yourself.

RC is the best cola. Fight me.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

mid-major damages

Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

Deadspin would actually be a good name for this ride.

This was an actual ride at Action Park.

There are lots of phone and tablet screens out there these days though. For that matter, I’m typing this message on a portrait mode computer screen (rare I admit, but highly recommended).

I was gonna say, is FastPass available for this ride?