I like how a Deadspin reader bought every JP Losman jersey ever made!

I can give you the answer in BTUs or microcuries, but hogsheads are outside my area of expertise.

The hard cap of 10 points seems very odd to me. I understand their theory for why they want to do it...but 10 just seems like you’re restricting yourself to a really tight range. Especially given that in college basketball, a back-and-forth close game often turns into, like, a 7-point win when there’s a couple last…

How many hogsheads will a three pointer be worth? 

On the one hand, they fucked up his face and gave him perpetual meat sweats. On the other hand, he has J.J. Watt arms for no apparent reason. So maybe it all evens out.

My new cat looks unhappy, you think. I know, I’ll get another cat.

I knew a Saab guy once. He loved his car and didnt have to replace anything for 20 years until it saved his life in an accident.

But, you see, then Mr. Simmons had a daughter and became a feminist. And that was the day we finally achieved complete gender equality.

Bill Simmons: Okay, since you’re a girl, I’ll walk you thru this

not her first time. judging by the total comfort with which she picked up and flung the shit, not to mention the force she shat with, i’d lay money she’s publicly protested like this before.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

“Somehow it has my entire call history with my partner’s mum “

The horse is out of the barn.

We accept this when we accept the terms like, ‘allow access to SWS,” etc... I consider that all SMS honestly, even though it’s bs.

I use Messenger (on both Android and iPhone) but didn’t have any call or text history.

I went ahead and downloaded my info, but I can’t run the script. My file was only around 100 meg and didn’t include any call history stuff. I’m also apparently in my established adult life, which is news to me. 

When software developer Dylan McKay went and downloaded all of his data from Facebook, he was shocked to find that the social network had timestamps on every phone call and SMS message he made in the past few years