Kings fan here with no ability to formulate a comeback

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

Example #689 that the key to being a hero is grip strength.

Well if these buildings would do the right thing and put a McDonalds halfway up to stop at, we’d be just fine...

Of course, the Swiss dominate the Two Man Pallet Jack Downhill - where’s our team?! smdh

Most Americans probably get winded riding an escalator in the normal fashion.

Villagers Fight, Flee As Giant Raids Grain Supply

He’s the cool chaperone on IT and JJ’s elementary school field trip.

He didn’t say to us not to vote for them. He said to them, don’t run to begin with.

I don’t see what the problem is. A lot of dudes in the NBA would kill to hit three of four free throws.

Sure, but most of them stay that way. Because of KG, Paul Pierce gets to have an extended career with Brooklyn, Washington, and LA. He gets to talk on TV as a “champion” and gets his number retired and shit. None of that happens without KG. He was a year away from a messy breakup and talking about how racist Boston…

Paul Pierce took a stab at being reasonable, but IT did not follow the plan.

This is a story about Jerry R and Diddy Combs (clap clap clap clap clap)

Because of the school connection, that should get Steve Miller banned.

Top 15 cars whose trade in value is far below the down payment needed.

It is a rare E86 model with huge rear brake discs but no front brakes at all.

I’m just going to go ahead and assume they all happened in Florida unless otherwise noted.

You can serve Malort, no one would notice.

One of the things that drives me nuts about being in the bar business is how many shot glasses we go through. People steal them and smuggle them out left and right. Expensive as hell.

SILICONE BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR “YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN”