I’m not a one issue voter but the rest of your platform would have to be all kinds of messed up to not get my vote.

Can confirm. Started realizing about 5 years ago that skin care beyond soap is probably a good idea. Lotion is amazing.

Hot Krispy Kremes are fine but they have a shelf-life of like 45 seconds. After that they revert to their natural state: sickly sweet air that leaves a weird film in your mouth.

Give Yesha a hug. Krispy Kreme is shit tier donuts and will always be so.

I think there’s a segment of homeschoolers who do it because their parents are professors or academics or don’t think the public education system is up to snuff, and then there are the homeschooling parents who didn’t want their kids caught up in all the evolution nonsense.

“I liked many of Bernie’s ideas and political theories. But I like them in the same way I like the idea of eating a box of hot Krispy Kreme doughnuts while sitting court side at the Staples Center during Game 7 of the NBA Finals as Lonzo Ball passes the ball to the newly-signed LeBron James, who hits the game-winning…

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

Exactly. The NFL, NHL, MLB and NHL are glorified trade associations, like PhRMA, the Chamber, NAM etc. And trade association heads are paid a lot to be the (ugh) shield between an angry public/angry legislators and their members.

I’ve been telling people it’s Thursday the entire fucking day...

Also, I just said to my 12-year-old daughter, “you know the lady who pitched in the Negro Leagues?” and she said “Mamie Johnson?”

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

You guys, none of this is real.

Yup. I wanted to call foul in the theatre. I think intredictors are no longer cannon, but if we let this exist, we let hyperspace missiles exist, and they’d be both way OP and boring.

This scene bugged the shit out of me but not for the reason described.

I was really annoyed with the super-slow-mo chase. I know damned well the FO cruisers could have caught up and blasted the shit out of the Resistance cruiser, or one of them could have hypserspaced ahead of it to cut it off.

Yeah, even him just saying that is more than he should say under any kind of security clearance he may or may not have.

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

If there were aliens known to the US government, 45 would be privy to the information, and he would have blurted it out by now.

Not his style. He’d go cash, man.

“Last year’s number one worst occupation— crack whore — was replaced this year by the new worst occupation: assistant crack whore.”