The take and the username? Funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Kinja. You get a star.

But that’s the system.

As frustrating as it is to like a team coached by Mike McCarthy, it’s nice to know that it could be worse.

I hope Chuck isn’t driving if the power goes out in Indy; he’ll be waiting at the stoplight for power to the light so the green light can make his car go through the intersection.

Is Pagano not in charge of his own team? He acts like he’s trying to convince someone to call more rushing plays, but if he wants more rushes, he can just call them himself or command his coordinator to.

Coaches who lose a lot of games get fired more often than those who win a lot of games. So maybe they should stop getting fired so they can win some more games.

He expects Brandon to get the bulk of the touches this week because Craig is expected to miss some action because of the 5 dead hookers.

ascots can’t melt steel beams!

A New Yorker cartoon, because a classy man deserves a classy magazine.

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

The best Kinja is always a complete waste of time.

i dont know what it’s like now but my ‘83 russian birth certificate says: “Place of Birth - Russia/ Nationality - Jewish”

This routine requires two things: concentration, camp.

Recent switcher from iOS to Android here. Nope, and I love that feature on my new phone! Also being able to buy a 32GB phone then throw in a massive SD card on the cheap is a plus.

You can’t clear out the cache in the app or in the iOS settings?

Still amazed that completely deleting an app is the only way to delete app data for 95% of ios apps...

Great example of the kind of isolation in which these rich fuck sports owners live. If you or I rocked that look, somebody would intervene and say, “You’re not going out into the world looking like that, no sir.” But. . .when the only people allowed in your life are sycophants and yes men, this is the result. I mean,…

I have a hard time believing that guy didn’t want toupée.

I believe this man is wearing Chuck Klosterman’s scalp on his head.