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You accidentally clipped too high. The next paragraph was about how Gygax gave them the right to vote, provided they had a current ID and proof of residency, so they have legal standing in some states.

Just to clarify, CNN actually got the context of the Spencer quote wrong. Spencer was merely suggesting that Jews use occult magic to enslave their media puppets, not that Jews themselves are soulless golem. I’m sure CNN regrets the error.

There’s going to be a much bigger purge of this when there’s no wall built, no jobs brought back, no ban on Muslims and all the other pipe dream policies Trump built his campaign on.

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think

I disagree with the Trump-Pence administration about a ton of things. But the most effective way to do so are with proven facts, not exaggerations found from twitter and facebook posts. Snopes did a good article showing the evidence for this often-repeated statement:

As long as we all agree that everything post-Black Album is complete and utter garbage.

I question Quantcast’s assertion that Deadspin readers are rich white male lawyers with kids.

Two kids will usually get along every so often. With three or more they can form factions. That’s when shit kicks off.

We don’t need grammar Nazis anymore; we have real ones running the show.

Grammar is controlled by the Zionist elite. Obviously the patriots at StormFront aren’t going to conform to the Jew’s word rules.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I have a 7-year-old and a 5-year-old and every once in a while my wife will be like “Don’t you miss having a baby?” and my reaction every time is “Are you absolutely out of your mind?” She can have all the babies she wants, but I’m done. I think I would die of sheer despair if we had another baby when our oldest is 8.

So you’re raising them to be Bills’ fans...

I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way

I’ll allow I could be reading too much into His Orangeness, but his body language in several of the photos I’ve seen since last week has been really interesting. It looks like he’s trying to make himself as small as possible. He’s hunched over and his hands are folded in his lap. Like he’s just praying that nobody

This is to be expected. I’m sure Obama would also face a steep learning curve if he had to go from President to full-time internet troll.

Has anybody told Trump about William Henry Harrison? Maybe we can just hide his jacket during the inauguration and see what happens.

Where Trump gained and lost over Romney: