That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

Sure it is. The phrase “alto ahi!” is commonly used by cops for “stop right there!” But i do get how “ pare” or "deten el submarino cabron!” would be more correct.

How do we reduce CO2? Perhaps eliminating catalytic converters? The are a major contributor.

I propose everyone just reduce driving as much as convenient. Myself, within 5 miles I walk or ride my bike. If it’s within metro distance, I take the bus. My long distance commutes and road trips are done in my Fiesta that…

Two things:

There’s no way this is better than Hillary. I’ll take mediocrity over a dumpster fire taking a raging shit on twitter every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

I still can’t believe so many people thought electing this imbecile was actually a good idea.

Every time I drive past a Chevy dealer I think, “Look at those ugly motherfuckers.” And I used to be a GM truck guy.

There have been multiple studies done that show cyclists and motorists break laws at roughly the same rates (some show cyclists do it less), but they break different laws for different reasons. Cyclists tend to do it out of self-preservation, motorists do it out of inconvenience. 

Turns out that when you are on a bike you're going slower than a car, you can see and hear much better than a driver, and stopping really fuckin sucks when your own sweat gets you going again. And most of all, since wanna be cop shitheads think you're scum, you act like it.

It’s honestly one of the things I love about my 2009 Miata. It doesn’t have anything. The CD player is the most advanced technology in it.

My guess is that, being Canadian, they were too polite to wake a sleeping passenger. 

Oh that’s easy. I’d take the Chevrolet. Because real people are amazed by them, and I’m a real person, so I’ll probably be amazed that it’ll surpass 100,000 miles.

Ford... doesn’t make the Demon....

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

Even better execution than the 2CV....

I would just keep an extra steering wheel in the car and insist my passenger wave it out the window while I swerve across the road.

I just bought a 16 mkz with every option possible, including massage seats. 60k miles for $15,500. It’s a steal. Previous car was a 13 mkz for 24k with 24k miles.

Once upon a time we had trucks. Trucks with ladder frames that were tough as nails and could tow and go off-road. Then came truck based SUV’s which made use of the same truck frames and running gears. They were just as tough as the trucks , except they carried people. All was good with the world.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Wtf do I care how many cars they sell. How the fuck does that actually impact my life. I don’t lust after a Camry