I mean, you’re gonna have to do that eventually anyway.

Air BNB.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

To be fair, Nascar emails are a bitch to read.

That doggy has a great expression of patience. “My owner is taking me somewhere soooo cool, but now he is stopping, and fiddling with something that just goes click. Please just get back in this moving thingamabob, and put your hands back on that round thing so we can start moving again! Whatever you are doing cannot…

That’s so 2015.

“dumbass trump tweets dumbass things" should be a permanent headline 

Weight savings is my favourite way to gain performance because it helps everything in your car:

Should have gone with the steak...

I kinda wished they dropped the mid engine Corvette in the way the second gen Ford GT was released.

I’m gonna find your motorcycle and rub my bare hands ALL OVER it’s luscious cooling fins. THEN, I’m gonna twist that throttle...HARD...and make parallel twin noises that sound like obscene moments with canned biscuits. 

The Olympics wants its rings back.

What, autos are fun too...

To all the eventual commenters complaining about three pedal lovers, it’s all about this:

So I’m like nine or ten and my cousin that lived next door was a piece of shit, but it was in the country and he was the only kid to play with. One day, I decide to drop a tree branch on his head, because he deserved it.

I rig up a large branch in the maple tree in our front yard with fishing line. The idea was to lure…

Probably the time when I was drilling a ground for my trunk-installed amp and ended up drilling into the fuel tank.

Pulling out of the carport after picking up the last couple items from my old house, a maneuver I’d done literally hundreds of times, I caught the bumper of my Focus RS on a supporting pillar’s concrete base. Ripped the whole front skin off. Broken clips and plastic galore. Ziptied it back together and limped home.

1. Lets take a moment to respect that a lot of hard work and talent went into this thing. It is really WELL done, and it took quality craftsmanship. that level of craftsmanship should be respected.

2. Lets take a moment to then remember why crack is illegal. Think of what would have happened if that level of talent and…

My exgf drives a black explorer. I see them all over the place and it's double the bad feelings. Either it's her or a cop about to give me a ticket.

How can a brand new truck look like it came out of 1997? I don't know. Bit the frontier is that truck.  I recently rented one and thought it was odd that enterprise called such old stock.  It had 10k miles on it.