I’m listening....

What about all the Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic?

I’m an Army veteran and I would have kneeled. Fuck the Army, as us grunts used to say.

Comfort is Russian.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Whoa there, let’s not encourage alcohol poisoning there now. xD

And for me, they’re the few games my non-gamer husband will try. He’s getting better at Splatoon when about 3 years ago he could barely get through Plants v Zombies.

Let me stick my finger up your butt, fag. No homo.

So did the perps!

“Jeem, now that we have some Thursdays off let’s take that cooking class at Weeums-Sonoma!”

“I almost signed him.”

does she? do you have any pics? i need them for... uh... science.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

let him live

Baw Lin.

Cut me, Mick!

I give you Chacho’s Monster Kong Nachos.