I am shocked that the bold strategy of trading away your best players and bringing in scrap heap pickups at important positions somehow backfired completely. It’s almost as if it’s about the personnel and not the system in the NFL, and that it’s a different game coaching professionals than college kids. I can hear Al…

I bet he really regrets those now-incomplete tattoos.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Who woulda thunk that the sport popularized by douchebags would have a douchebag leading it?

The best way to fuck with Kotaku readers IMO is to tell them PC gaming is too expensive and a pain in the ass for most people.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

I used to do that shit until it became more hassle than it was worth.

“Put that Sierra Mist down.... Sierra Mist is for closers”

He’s better at falling out of planes than anyone else? Bravo.

Hopefully he’ll crochet a magic flute and just skip to world-8

“Man spends six years crocheting...”

Crocheting super mario maps like a true man.

Pfft, and you guys were worried about Miley twerking!

LOL, Tumblr

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

Yeah. I need to investigate it more. I don’t know how they structure it. I know some really lucky people who got in on the Eagles when they were garbage who rent vacation homes off those tickets now.