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I’m starting to think these people aren’t that smart.

I forget, is he the stupid one? I can’t keep my older Trump boys straight.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Even more frustrating, Donald Glover, who campaigned for the lead in Spider-Man: Homecoming,

I’m team Magary!

Holy shit please have Lena Dunham clap back at Drew.

Uh, Patton Oswalt is always going to mourn his wife. Falling in love with someone else and getting married doesn’t negate the love one has for their deceased spouse. His new wife doesn’t delete Michelle McNamara, and if she’s a half-decent person, she knows that. Mazel to him and Meredith and Alice, who seem very

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

A Trump-supporting Red Sox fan?

ALL LETTERS CAN BE USED TO SPELL BAD THINGS AND THEREFORE ARE SCARY; WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THE ALPHABET WE KNOW IS ABOLISHED AND A NEW, KINDER ALPHABET RID OF HATRED IS INTRODUCED!

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

...they have stacks of containers right next to the ingredients for normal operation, which is a container for a single side or another extra (like guac.) You don’t want to run back to grab more containers every few orders, so you stock as many as possible on the bar itself. That is SOP, but putting everything inside

Thats your reply? A semantics argument?

The fact that his contract demands for the fight included an RV* with very specific decor should be concerning.

These people continue to disrespect your cultural icons and make money, but hopefully this time black people will realize they don’t care about you. You are an accessory to them. Hopefully now you stop supporting them, but you probably won’t.

What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

When you’re POTUS, and your best comeback is an incoherent tweet, you aren’t punching back 10x harder, you’re doing this: