I’m confused. Didn’t Jones just get done arguing that this is all an act?

That’s fucking torture.

very likely the only president in history to earn condemnations from both the Anne Frank Center and the Holocaust Memorial Museum during his first 100 days in office

Trump is all about family, his family only and f#ck everyone else.

She’s a lying self centered sack of shit, just like dear old dad.

Not the hero America needs, but the hero America deserves.

Mind bottling?

The Redskins?

A shady charity, you say...

She might not be playing golf with Trump but I expect a goodly amount of softball from Tucker.

Sheesh! You kill one person while driving recklessly and everyone thinks you’re a terrible person!

When she gave that first interview, we hoped and expected that she would use this unprecedented platform to talk about trans rights and elevate other people pushing for trans equality. I’d tune in for that any day of the week.

I just fucking know he’s going to win a second term, too. Mother of Christ.

Let’s not forget that Indiana was about to throw the bum out of office and he took a VP slot on what looked like a huge longshot of a ticket largely to avoid the career-destroying outcome of losing reelection in a very red state thanks to the damage his stupid culture war crap brought to the state.

Failing upwards - a…

Also, sun is hot.  

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

How do you squeeze juice? With your hands?

But also, why the hell would a juice press need four tons of force? Is it juicing granite boulders or some shit?

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.