People are irrational about gas prices. It will be interesting to how Trump’s base, which disproportionately drive trucks and SUVs, will react to this.

You could just save your money and fix the VW 135k is not a super huge amount of miles. Dump some money into fixing its problems, then in a few years give it to the kid, it won’t be so yuck when it’s either this or get a job you freeloading brat and buy your own car. Then go buy yourself a midlife crisis Corvette.

Yeah, but he was black; we were supposed to be worrying about him being black, which apparently is way worse than being blatantly evil in public.

You obviously know nothing of dirt bikes as both of those statements are accurate.

Honestly, I’m kind of impressed that every sandwich I’ve ever gotten at Subway — no matter the permutation — has managed to taste exactly the same.

If you’re a real American, you live in New York City and can just take the subway.

If only the US got the R version of the wagon, too. That would have made finding my new purchase even more of a needle in a haystack.

I started with carbon fiber hoods. Blacked hoods is the poor man’s CF hood.

The family sticker figures on rear windows. I can’t stand them one bit.

While not dishonorably discharged

Why don’t they just make the tires soft enough to require a pit stop or two. This will make the cars faster and add back strategy.

I’m cogitating so hard right now.

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…

Back in high school, some friends and I went to a movie, and we were standing in the parking lot afterward, discussing it and whatever else we felt like talking about in high school. A small, let’s say Nissan, pickup pulled into a space about 30 yards away and out hopped two girls and a guy. One of the girls was…

It is disturbing how plausibly that reads as a Trump quote.

Except for the whole bleeding thing. For some reason that intimidates me, as doing it wrong could result in me smashed against a wall later on.