Even celebrities pump their own goddam gas.

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

Seems a bit high.

420 is perfect. It’s just enough to stir the pot. Plenty to turn you tires into a puff a smoke and to land you in the weeds. Enough to get you real messed up, but you would stillbe able to put your foot down without bonging into a wall. If you show up at cars and coffee with 420, you might be the envy of the joint.…

More like he rode the emasculator, amirite?

at first i thought they were trying to push it off a cliff... slightly disappointing.

I’m going to ask SirusXM what they think makes their signal so shitty, and use that.

Gotta turn the tables and meet her while driving a Miata you got for 5K on craigslist. ;)

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

I didn’t know you can BBQ on a toaster

I wonder if he ever needed a monkey wrench to fix them up.

I really miss our old idiot. The new one suuuuucks

No, I expect you to die.

You seriously expect me to forget this?

turn into the closest lane. I feel as if i’m the only one who does this.

My Jeep developed a new rattle after I watched that.

One sure indicator that a political party is up to no good is when their Vice-Presidential candidates are absolute lunatics.

Everything you need to know to start drinking whisky:

Interesting. It seems like these would be built to deliver mail on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?