I wasn’t joking, but I’m having kind of a hard time deciphering your reply. Josh certainly has his demons, and I think structure benefits him. (He was doing a lot more than just smoking weed.) I’m not sure if there’s a single person in the NFL I want to see succeed more than him.

You’d have to ask Phil Kessel, and you know how this site feels about fan fiction.

i have watched this once. during this viewing a fucking video about fucking wally backman that i have already made the choice not to watch the 200 times it’s been served to me has also been autoplaying, making the experience of this blog about as good as getting kicked repeatedly in the shins.

Frankly, I think that’d be a tragedy. Sports need some level of ambiguity, because arguing is the best part.

>>His ass should be fired. But he won’t be, because the umps union.<<

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

I really hope he ends up at a place with a strong culture. The Patriots really were perfect for him. At this point, I don’t think he even thinks he has to be a top receiver in the NFL. I just hope he’s able to control his demons.

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

The Supreme Court rules 5-4 in his favor

22 mph on a treadmill???? Mine maxes out at 10mph and the only time I put it all the way up was when I drunkenly rode my longboard on it.

“CIVAL WAR,” “rediculous’ and, “Capital Hill.” Yep, he’s a Trump supporter.

Sickle reference, bro. Way to hammer your joke!

Being a HURR BASEBALL MAN, he holds the Constitution’s unwritten rules in higher regard than the written ones.

Why is it the English only freaks are the ones with the worst grammar, spelling and punctuation?

Disparaging reference to “Capital Hill” - are we sure this guy's not a marxist?

Well, the ol MAGA spell checker verifies this one as real. 

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Leaving out the important questions at the end. Will the robot umps be horny? 

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this