Nudie Suit!

In your list of needlessly complex dress codes you forgot “morning dress”.

One of those pastel cowboy suits you see in 1950s musicals or the prom scene in Footloose?

100% all of this right here.  I like the occasional sports story, but if I’m honest, I’m here for the Concourse, anything with the “Life’s Rich Pageant” tag and the team’s hilarious takes on stuff.  And also the wonderful in-depth investigations or feature stories that crop up (Dvora’s gymnastics sexual abuse series…

I, a famous lover...

Something something, all chaps are assless, else they’d be pants, something something.

I usually just shoot for “look respectable enough not to get cut off too early at the open bar.”

Ass-less chaps.

What can I, as a reader, do to support you guys? You already have my click on every single Deadspin article, should I just share on Twitter/Facebook/whatever? Does commenting help? Should I keep opening and closing the same article?

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.

“Black tie optional” is the worst one to me. It’s basically saying “please come dressed up extremely nice, and wearing a tux would be a good idea.” Fuck that shit. If you want me to wear a tux, tell me to wear a goddamn tux. Of course, weddings that I have been to that were “black tie optional” were in places like…

Just curious, but has anyone over at Deadspin called the G/O mothership and quoted Guns N’ Roses “Get In the Ring” lyrics to them? Because I think it would be appropriate, especially the Axl gem

Don’t mind me, I’m just over here laughing my ass off. You guys are the best. 

HURRRRRR I’M CONFUSED THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS AND NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GONNA GIVE YOU MY MONEY HURRRRRR

I see you guys are on strike, and we’re here for you.

If Deadspin sticks to sports, I’m leaving. I know I have no clout here, but I can get sports news and content anywhere. I come here (first and most often when I’m on the internet) because it’s more than sports. This includes wedding dress codes, pumpkin stealing, Canadian Horton’s poopers, stories about injuries, and…

Don’t forget to tap the “save” button on these sports blogs to show them some love!

Just pick one of these two and save everyone from this misery.