I’m sorry, but that guy’s hat looks ridiculous.

This happened (minus the violence) in the other match of that CL group, too:

The gumbotron? Is this a Pats fan from New Orleans?

Finally someone has a good reason for Buick to still exist.

Love the Toronto fan reaction:

Sonny Milano scored a much cooler version of this goal last week.  It was all over NHL news... except for at Deadspin.  Great job, everyone!

I’ve had it about up to here with the offside replays.

I think you added one too many "k"s in your name.

“I’m sorry you are offended by misinterpreting my actions” is up there with “sorry not sorry” and no apology whatsoever as the best ways to show that you have learned absolutely nothing from your actions.

What’s the one thing that could make this bad situation worse? That’s right, an “I’m sorry if you were offended” apology. Check mark that.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

If there is a video, I’m sure it will autoplay for you.

Handle checks out.

Hot take:

Smoking a bowl is still fine, and even good! But bringing a bowl in public is the equivalent of bringing a gigantic handle of liquor to a place and screaming loudly while you drink it, compared to a nice conspicuous flask (and vape).

Must be visiting BYU

Doesn’t anyone just smoke a bowl anymore? I mean, pack one up, hit it and pass it around? Does EVERYTHING have to be the Latest Greatest Technical Gee Gaw? I mean it’s WEED, a substance that makes anything harder than flipping the LP over on a turn table damn near impossible.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

Great, now I have an image of Belichick making out with a passed out Darnold for thirty seconds and then smiling evilly as he finishes.

It’s all fun and games until Belichick finally says,