this is taking a dark turn.

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

The stadium “upgrades” budget was all spent on removing seats and covering them up with cardboard boxes. At first they were the colors of the Fedex logo until someone realized they stood out too much.

Ouch...let me show you on the doll where that comment touched me.

Or, imagine a truly despised team goes 16-0 in the regular season, blitzes through the playoffs, and then is upset by a(n admittedly loathsome if not by half) “underdog” led by a man-child with permanent derp face in some sort of culminating event.

Just to hazard a guess but fans don’t travel as much in the US so you’d rarely have a stadium broken down even as evenly as 70/30... It’s hard to get a true pandemonium scene with just a few scatterings of fans.

There really aren’t any other types.

Lol, that is exactly what I said would happen when I first saw this stupid fucking wall-fence design. Anyone with a decent cutoff saw will be able to get through it. Those slats are going to be holding up a lot of ceilings and awnings in Mexico over the next few decades. 

We would’ve had sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, but they were a budget cut in 2014. Thanks Obama smdh!1!

There goes the circus, government better hope the bread holds out.

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

and that “world champion climber” (probably named Jim) came to him afterwards with tears streaming down his face and said “Sir, you just built the most unclimbable wall in history. You are truly a genius and hero to us all and are making American great again.

I think the point is more that he claimed ‘Expert climbers couldn’t do it’, when that is demonstrably false. Either A) he’s lying and they never tested it, B) Don Jr said he went into the woods once, so he’s an expert climber and couldn’t do it, or C) their expert (I mean, they have all the BEST people, right?) lied…

Hey Denver, still got the Nuggets and legal weed, and it’s Friday.

True- but Trump said ‘champion’ climbers couldn’t scale it. So, a decidedly not champion should fail miserably, right? 

Batman and Robin actually filmed those scenes on flat ground with the camera rotated 90 degrees, so no, that won't work.

As penetrable as the wall probably is, someone who’s planning a climbing trip and says they’ve done a lot of climbing probably exceeds most reasonable people’s definition of novice.

1) Trump is fucking moron who doesn’t know the difference between “rock climbing” and “mountain climbing.”

Why is it that quarterbacks who won a Super Bowl with Baltimore are indisputably the worst quarterbacks?

As a long time Broncos fan I can safely say: that new episode of The Good Place was pretty good tonight .