I did read the article and your comment has nothing to do with it, BUT I wholeheartedly agree with your comment.

Worse choice than his kindergarten buddy who chose cocaine, though.

So we’re just going to gloss over the cricket abuse?

I guess we’ll have to take their word for it that Kim Jong Un scored 10 goals, 5 touchdowns, 8 homeruns and 15 wickets.

Hey Luis, I’ve got a great money-saving idea! You can re-use this article next year when the Chargers open their new stadium.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

“Thanks to mom and dad and my tarantula and god bless the Hong Kong freedom figh-”

“Hockey’s about FUN?”

Actually, his buddy chose both, and his buddy is Evgeny Kuznetsov. 

Or the Toronto Maple Leafs: 1967-Present.

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

That is embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as losing a playoff series because you couldn’t get your ass off the ice quickly enough to avoid an offsides! 

what? We have a sooocer team, eh? Take off.

+1 American Exceptionalism which is currently +1.32 Canadian...

Simmer down there buddy, we all know how the shiz dizzles in the end.

Can’t really blame MLS when the team with more MLS starters won...

Bet you can’t guess the US player who lost the ball leading to Canada’s first goal

This game showed the Dolphins are in a Different Class when it comes to losing.

Beats the Dolphins’ strategy, a mix of button mashing and disconnecting the controller.

If you’re going to smash your dick to Pulp, I suggest using “Disco 2000” or “Do You Remember the First Time?” over the more popular “Common People.”