My turtle lives on a diet that consists solely of Kaboom! cereal and blue snow cone syrup. He loves it.

CP.

Sure was pretty, though.

Part of me is curled up in a ball, sobbing and rocking uncontrollably, while part of me is all “Hell YEAH!”

I lived in PA for a 10 month stint in 2002 and I still talk about how great Wegman’s is on a semi-reg basis.

“Please contact our sales representative, Tavarish, at 555-5555”

“It’d be much better if it were worse.” -every Jalopnik commenter, myself included

I like most of it, rwd, engine in the back but the steering is kinda weird and why only one forward gear ?

They might, but most of the rest of us don't invite those people to our parties.

“You’re the type of guy who purchased nine thousand forever stamps in 2007, because you wanted to lock yourself into forty-one cents, and not an insane forty-four­ cents, for the rest of your life.”

I bet he’s the life of every party! This made me lol hard.

But Camero Camaro still comes in at number one.

Nobody talks about how much fun they had working on their project road.

“lol you’re a truck” - 911

This probably is our biggest bike maker...

Well yeah, he drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in a Fury.

Thy Hellcat hath truly been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

I laughed when I really shouldn’t have.