The current regime is his non-union Mexican equivalent!

Hahahahahahahahaha

People are weird. Can you believe they actually want to buy automatic Wranglers these days? Such heathens.

Is this some sort of David thing? Is there a secret society of Davids that find the jankiest things to do? ....how can I become one besides changing my name?!

Please buy a Jeep or...Jeep

I thought the answer was going to be automatic transmission fluid, then a follow up article in a week or two about how to remove ATF from the surfaces of your house.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

The comments sound like they are written by somebody who likes his job

Here are the bills:

Child #1: Project Swiss Cheese
Child #1: Project Slow Devil

Bankruptcy paperwork in progress.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

I did not learn my AA-BB-CC’s, god god dammit dammit

Every time I walk by that giant, I think I can reach in and sneak one out of his bin. I never do though :(

A giant comes with a big ring of keys, opens the front of the machine up, and refills it with cars from a box he bought from the wholesale store. Then he locks everything again and leaves until the machine needs filling again.

It’s orange and it’s a con. I see a trend here.

You mean deregulation and letting an an entire industry police itself without any governmental regulation or interference ended in consumers getting screwed? SHOCKED, I say.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

the price we pay for good steering gets steeper and steeper

Every 16 year old knows that automotive engineers are morons and only listen to the lawyers and focus groups and all you really need to do is cut the springs and put a ziptie on the wastegate line.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!