I get a ton of attention — more than any other car I’ve ever owned. But the attention is awesome. It’s car enthusiasts who really know the car, rather than a bunch of people at a gas station with a pickup who only care how much it costs. It’s way more fun.

English teacher mode:

“Helocast” is the term we use. Generally they are for SF insertions (via water apparently). That’s it. No real fancy explanation. Some semi-covert ninja’ing. They don’t ninja anything that don’t need ninja’ing though.

Naw dude, LS2 swap. Hey, this isn’t Jalopnik...

You’re right, Patrick. ATS-V Stormtrooper is best exterior for the ATS-V.

He calls that a collection? Pffft!

And if Tebow is throwing, those passing days will land incomplete.

John 8:7:

So far, I see that 50 voters can now turn in their Jalopnik membership cards and decoder rings.

I didn’t even read through the whole Graverobber description before clicking the NP on this one.

1) Wagon? Check

Ungrayed?

The Tacoma just SEEMS newer.

By the way. As I was writing this I realized: my Indiana-built, Chevy V8-powered Hummer may actually be an exception to my point.

I’m a simple man, with a simple mind and simple needs.

So now we know Randall Munroe reads Jalopnik.

You’re not alone. I can’t help but think “wanted a new car but only could afford a Kia/Hyundai. That sucks.”

No, in this photo he is Dwayne Johnson.