@Is this the end of Milhouse: Tell her both get you from point A to B for the same money, why not take the pre-depreciated one? ;)

@TheTonyShow: I thought it was too at first- seemed awfully cocky for an official statement... lol

In other news, water wet, sky blue, Ferrari 458 Italia on fire... ;)

@boomchek: Ahem:

@TheTonyShow: Actually, I believe that's the owner's side of it- their side is the first statement.

@CaseyG: What I meant was that the reservoir appears to be under the black plastic cover for the engine bay in that picture- everything I've ever had is kept pretty open so you can easily see the fluid level :) The cap is plastic on everything I've ever had, sorry for the confusion.

Isn't #4 the universal symbol for 'brake'? I think that's the brake fluid fill, not coolant. Though I wouldn't expect it to be under a plastic cover anyway...

@Quattro-luvr: Only when applied with a pick-axe. Also, if you drill 3" holes in the bumper of a stock Civic it will do 200+ mph as well. Totally.

@luisthebeast: I'd like to extend the olive branch of peace, with which we will beat the crap out of Hondas either way. Deal? ;)

@Quattro-luvr: Speed holes.

Love: It's what eats a Subaru.

@FodderTheSane: Same here... lol

"In other news, water wet, sky blue and Ferrari 458 Italia crashed."

Shouldn't Jezebel be running this as somehow being a man's fault? A man is reported to have made the car/cell phone/guardrail that caused the woman to lose her life, etc.

@WillowWeen: Oops, apparently the statistic I looked up was for the state, not the city.

I'm guessing somewhere on the very first page of responses someone has mentioned the Cadillac Diesel. If not, I'd like to mention the Cadillac Diesel.

Was Justin Beiber shot? If so, I'll read that story. If not, I've got some.... calls to make.....

Not to say women are, in fact, worse than men or anything, but to point out men account for 57% of licenses, but about 75% of vehicle registrations in the city- women may have a license, but they likely don't have a car. Please don't kill me.

@FodderTheSane: Flexplorer.

Fortunately, guys like him are used as currency in prison.