johnbulzacchelli
John Bulzacchelli
johnbulzacchelli

I can’t wait! In 10 years, there will be so many used cars on the market that are/were “stanced” that will be treated like salvage titled cars. Everyone will avoid them like the plague. What I hate most about the skinny jean and monster hat wearing kids’ “mad tite poke n stance yo” hellaflush garbage is they don’t

I love Three Kings, but I gotta give the title of Best Modern War Film to Jarhead (actually, I’d probably give it to HBO’s Generation Kill, but that was a miniseries).

(Assuming your last name isn't Scalia, of course...)

The snow Brum is crucial! I love the thing for clearing snow off of any tall vehicle (or any vehicle for that matter). In PA it's technically against the law to not remove the snow from the top of your vehicle although I've never actually heard of it being enforced. The other trick I do that I'm sure many others do

This should be a movie. Like, they can make a giant train that runs through a dystopian future where the world is covered in show and the only human survivors are on board. And they're strictly divided by class, with the poor living in horrible conditions and the rich living in luxury. Then the poor can try to take

Though it's currently being replaced, the Tappan Zee bridge surely deserves a mention. Built during the Korean War's shortage of materials and only designed to last fifty years, it's literally falling apart and yet still serves as an important transportation piece in upstate NY.

Honestly, my thoughts to all families involved in this tragedy, don't get me wrong, but IMHO rolling GM into this story is like saying there was an explosion at a plant that makes the containers for the execs caviar.

Everything car related that this guy draws:

I have the Blackprints that Sabrina Chun did a year or two ago through Kickstarter. Gorgeous, was delivered on schedule, and look great when properly framed. Looks like it was a "one and done" project though, as I don't believe she's produced any more since.

Nice try marketing department. It's not going to change most consumers minds when you're at the bottom of the quality list, and your head QC manager quits.

Perhaps they could use it to trick people into believing their cars aren't shit.

This attitude of "if you don't like it, don't click it" (a popular retort, though usually with less polite phrasing) ignores the bigger problem; for a publication to be relevant, it needs to keep its focus. It needs to provide information that the readers find interesting and entertaining. The more "off topic" the

That's so funny - I don't see the word "car" or even "airplane" in the article at all. This is exactly the reason jalopnik is broken.

RC166 250 GP 6 cylinder....still running thanks to my buddy PeterJ who rebuilt the crankshaft for Honda several years ago. This list SUCKS! but, the again I have owned/raced Yamaha RD/TZ bikes, had a 1978 900SS, and 1985 RG500 Suzuki so, I'm a little jaded.........

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For your listening pleasure, the Honda RC166:

Geez, he didn't even have Modelo bottles being thrown at him.....in frame at least.

So there are 2 subjects where you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I'm sure there are more, what's your point dipshit?

You don't know what the F you're talking about. Maybe the car companies should make their own tires, that would be a good idea wouldn't it? Each would have their own size that fit their nameplate only, like in the olden days. Sounds ideal.
All car companies subcontract tons of parts and it's not a problem in general.

This Johnnie Walker example was just pathetic. [takes a sip of Ardbeg Corryvreckan] Now go hunt your bears, we'll watch from here.

Don't forget AMG