That's not fair — now the guy's got a lead foot.

They can call it whatever they like, it's a Taurus.

Apparently a lot of jalops struggle with what constitutes an odd number.

The best odd-cylindered engines are odd-cylindered race engines.

And they didn't even have the courtesy to tell us what kind of car it was! How un-Jalop of the police. We'll see if we ever help them again.

You're my hero.

Fireball whiskey? Are you a 17 year old girl?

Since when did Fireball become a "Man's" drink. I'm not saying it's girly, but to me, a "Man's" drink is something like Glenmorangie 18 done neat.

Hello Acura,

I look forward to never noticing these on the road.

Pictured: Acura, embodied as a human male

I'm still not over how great this car looks. Everything about it is spot on, nothing's superfluous. It's perfect.

Made it 0:53 in, got bored and ended up watching my cat clean itself to techno music.

Nice car. Terrible sponsor. They call it "Muscle Milk" because marketing rejected the more accurate name of "Liquid Shit in a Bottle."

It didn't make it because it was sad, not crazy.

Said a Bentley owner, "I just use a buttplug. Wait, no, shit."

What a modern four-cylinder turbo engine does is force denser and colder air into that cylinder at a higher compression, yielding an explosion that's just as big but uses less fuel. That's a bit of a simplification, but you get the idea.

I remain skeptical that this isn't actually you