I can’t listen to him speak anymore, at all. I have to change the channel or radio station or I get queasy and angry. I can still get through transcripts without wanting to die but it gets harder every day.

They always look like either serial killers or village idiots.

Oh god he’s chanting “U.S.A!” in his tweets.

I still do not understand how Bentley got reelected.

Good. Hope he sues. What a fucked up situation on United’s part. Will NEVER fly with them!

Exactly. They could have chartered a plane for the 4 employees for a whale of a lot less than this lawsuit will cost them.

Not only that, but they wanted to give his seat to an employee who was deadheading to another flight for the next day. At at airport that’s only a 5 hour drive away.

As a lawyer, I say yes they did.

I imagine United just opened itself up to a lawsuit.

In March, McMaster hired Dina Powell, who had previously worked as an advisor to Ivanka Tump, as the new deputy national security advisor for strategy.

My highschool’s student council ran more efficiently than this clusterfuck of an administration. I don’t think Trump could even organize a dance for 16 year olds, at this rate.

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

The turds don’t fall far from the asshole.

I feel like Canada is that quiet guy in my math class who showed up to class one day and was suddenly hot. How did I never notice you before?

You don’t even know what you mean. (neither do we)

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 123456 more times shame on me.

I’ve said it here before, and I’ll say it again—in the words of Liz Lemon:

Because not matter how big of an asshole you are, as long as you are a cis man your fellow penis havers will do their best to lift you up out of the cesspool you’ve made of your life? Just thinking out loud here....

How to break US law in three easy steps....