Carly Simon has always stated she has crippling stage fright. She would often only do impromptu stuff because of it.

I see you and raise you charging for parking at a public library. My mind = blown.

Yup. No screaming children, no guards following you around. No worrying about pervs in the dressing room.

Yep, and a mall that is within 30 minutes of 2 nicer malls with free parking.

Agreed. I don’t subscribe to the mall hate, at least suburban malls. Not having to get out in shit weather is great

I fucking love shopping online. Trying on clothes and shoes in the privacy of my own home with everything I already own? Hell yes. Why would anyone shop in a store?

I worked in marketing for a shopping mall for a number of years; the city was in a boom and we were actually able to attract new business and a good customer base. I was in there the other day and three quarters of the spaces are empty. I think the building will be chopped up into stand alone stores sooner rather than…

They’re dying because of Amazon, Shopify, Ebay, online commerce in general.

Hmmm the big downtown mall here (Eaton Centre) is thriving just fine. Smaller malls throughout the city, though, are struggling.

Online shopping 🙄

So where do bored teenagers hang out these days?

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

There isn’t a rational answer. It isn’t about rationality, it’s about national identity.

I have often wondered what will happen. I don’t want her to go. She’s the last of her kind.

Peter Benchley, the author of “Jaws”, said that the irrational fear of sharks that his book and the ensuing movie caused was one of his greatest regrets in life. He spent a large part of his life working with oceanographic/environmental groups to help sharks.

Airlift it and drop it on the Mexican border.

Exactly, I’m brown too, and even if I can get approved the visa, I can’t fathom having to give out my cellphone or the possibility of going through extra screening. 

I don’t know. I have a valid US visa but I just cancelled my summer vacation ther - I’m brown, muslim and work in the middle east in perfectly boring white collar job. There is no way I’m getting in without a fuss though and its just not worth it.

What exactly are you expecting them to do exactly?

One of the very few fun parts about being old is watching the Youts wear all the stupid shit you once thought was cool. The 80s were stupid, and you shouldn’t copy us, kids. Learn from Steph’s Aqua Net Black Lung.