You don’t even know what you mean. (neither do we)

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 123456 more times shame on me.

I’ve said it here before, and I’ll say it again—in the words of Liz Lemon:

Because not matter how big of an asshole you are, as long as you are a cis man your fellow penis havers will do their best to lift you up out of the cesspool you’ve made of your life? Just thinking out loud here....

How to break US law in three easy steps....

Carly Simon has always stated she has crippling stage fright. She would often only do impromptu stuff because of it.

I’m just so fucking disappointed with everything right now. That’s all I got. No snark, no jokes, just disappointment.

I see you and raise you charging for parking at a public library. My mind = blown.

No. That’s part of the deal. They wanted to be the party in power, and the deal is that we now get to make fun of them. It has always been that way, and shall always be that way.

Yup. No screaming children, no guards following you around. No worrying about pervs in the dressing room.

Yep, and a mall that is within 30 minutes of 2 nicer malls with free parking.

Agreed. I don’t subscribe to the mall hate, at least suburban malls. Not having to get out in shit weather is great

Because “mainstream” is one of those codewords at this point: it’s code for “Doesn’t kiss our feet.” It also has the fun side effect of making it seem like your viewpoint is so UNDERGROUND and PERSECUTED.

I fucking love shopping online. Trying on clothes and shoes in the privacy of my own home with everything I already own? Hell yes. Why would anyone shop in a store?

I worked in marketing for a shopping mall for a number of years; the city was in a boom and we were actually able to attract new business and a good customer base. I was in there the other day and three quarters of the spaces are empty. I think the building will be chopped up into stand alone stores sooner rather than…

They’re dying because of Amazon, Shopify, Ebay, online commerce in general.

Hmmm the big downtown mall here (Eaton Centre) is thriving just fine. Smaller malls throughout the city, though, are struggling.

Whatever I like is true, whatever I don’t like is false. Imagine how weird the universe would be if it actually worked that way.

Online shopping 🙄

So where do bored teenagers hang out these days?