dresses with pockets. I’d start wearing dresses

That dress looks like something a granny from the 1800s would wear, other than the fact that it’s bright red. Not a fan.

Cynthia Erivo!♥

my mother (who passed away not too long ago) said that the way you know you are well in to middle age is that all of your favorite celebrities start dying, and you realize some of them aren’t that much older than you are . . .

You’re not alone. I think about it all the time. Especially since Bill Paxton was younger than I am.

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

I don’t have anything super articulate to add here, just wanted to say that Bamford is the best and that everyone needs to watch Lady Dynamite on Netflix.

I’d be happy to donate my collection of button hooks, knitting needles, and turpentine bottles.

I am always wary of films where they say it was an established director/star’s passion project that he’d been trying to get made since he started in Hollywood. Maybe there’s a reason no one was interested in a Bobby Darin biopic before you were successful, Mr. Spacey?

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

The sun moves in the sky...at least I think. Trump probably has an executive order on that one.

When it comes to air traffic the definition of “close” (as well as the word “incident”) is very, very different than say, a near miss fender-bender. Air-traffic-control wise this is a pretty serious fuck-up not only because he came that close to an airliner, but because he’s in the wrong place altogether.

Dude his shadow passed across the top of the airliner. He flew right over the damn thing!

Also, Fuck Ivanka and her phony concern. Go talk to your Father hand his cabal of bigots.. Piss off with your hashtag bullshit.

People aren’t seeing movies because they’ve become too expensive. In NYC, I pay on average, $15.00 a ticket. More if it’s in 3d or RPX or whatever tacked on nonsense charge. It’s a minimum of $50.00 just to sit down with my wife and kid. I enjoy going to the movies, but many people don’t have the luxury of ponying up…

No, he’s the real thing. He’ll be around working steadily, until he drops dead.

I speak for ALL OF CALIFORNIA when I say, absolutely! Give me a sec to text Jerry and let him know though

*shudders* it doesn’t sound like you’re talking about a handshake.