I don’t know who any of these people are, pretty much. Ok, I know like 4 of these people. I am still terribly old.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Well, he’s usually in his bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.

What the hell are the Jackson kids doing that their mother had to put up with this for years? They just left her at this dude’s mercy? If Jermaine wasn’t so busy shellacking his head, he might have had time to help his mother.

I believe the Prince is also potty trained. No longer pees on beds.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

This Bayeux Tapestry series is one of the funniest internetty things I’ve seen recently.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Is there any chance at all that the Queen will scold him or simply look on disapprovingly as they lock the gates of the palace on him? I think the shame he’d secretly feel would be wonderful.

While I don’t want president Candy Corn fucking things up with our closest allies because he cannot open up his giant orange yap without being offensive, I kind of love the idea of him settling in for an evening of seeing himself ripped limb from limb on British Telly. Also I’d like to see his reaction when insulted…

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

As a young intern in a rehab unit that served mainly tbi, quadra/Paraplegia it was atv’s in the summer/fall, ski’s/snowboards in the winter, cars year round...

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

I don’t understand why it would have a seat belt. In what senario is there, other than maybe running straight on into a tree, where you better being strapped to it than just being thrown off it. I saw a plastic snow sled a few weeks ago that had a seatbelt and that also seems like a bad idea.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

“who were you wearing when beyonce found out ronald reagon had been shot?”

Out of the white house and in the big house.

Such a weird and random thought! Funny how the mind works sometimes.

Remember how Lyudmila Putina just sort of gradually was seen less and less at official functions, and then not at all, and then a couple years passed and suddenly she was no longer Putin’s wife? I don’t know why I just thought of that.

I believe it. But secretly, I’m hoping she never has to decide, because I’m hoping he’ll be out of the White House before the end of the school year.