The white lady who is forever changed by her encounter with the forgiving black healer? Fuck this shit.

Trump doesn’t have a clue. Bannon on the other hand...

. . . as is the inability to dress oneself properly. . . .

Being afraid of stairs and doorways is CLASSIC, well-documented dementia behavior.

Is Godzilla going to be orange instead of green? It would appear more appropriate.

Contact every politician you have and let them know you disapprove. If there are any protests in your area, go to them. Next week, I am going to training to become a citizen lobbyist.

Cyrus as POTUS will make a very interesting season. Too bad, though... I liked the Vargas character

Just wait till you go grey & get perma-flyaway.... You’ll be soaking your hair in oil for hours going “why doesn’t it ever look like this goddamn conditioner is working??” Sad but inevitable!

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

I hope everyone continues to harrass them. This behavior is pathetic.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

The box was just recycled, there is a Kohls scarf inside from a boxing day sale.

10/10 would vote for Al Franken. ETA also my home state senator Bennett (who I did vote for but have not always been super impressed with) is impressing me today.

I had to stop reading the comments on ANY articles about the Obamas. This country is going to hell in a handbasket, with those stupid ass commenters driving the rig.

Don’t be silly.

SNL is new this week. I want to be a fly on the wall in that writer’s room.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true