I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Is Godzilla going to be orange instead of green? It would appear more appropriate.

Contact every politician you have and let them know you disapprove. If there are any protests in your area, go to them. Next week, I am going to training to become a citizen lobbyist.

That’s nothing- there’s an actual dummy installed in the Oval Office, pretending to enact laws with a Sharpie.

Cyrus as POTUS will make a very interesting season. Too bad, though... I liked the Vargas character

Yea. And don’t forget about the lizard people’s ability to read minds. Where’s the tape to protect us from that?

Just wait till you go grey & get perma-flyaway.... You’ll be soaking your hair in oil for hours going “why doesn’t it ever look like this goddamn conditioner is working??” Sad but inevitable!

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

One of the benefits of being Canadian is we’ll be able to move to the vast arctic north once it thaws out without the hassle of gaining citizenship in another country.

This is the part of the game where we figure out if anybody read On the Beach or not....

I hope everyone continues to harrass them. This behavior is pathetic.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

Poor Melania! jk #faustianbargain

Have you failed to notice what motivates Trump? It’s all about his ego.

GET HIM OUT!! Sign the petition:

The box was just recycled, there is a Kohls scarf inside from a boxing day sale.

10/10 would vote for Al Franken. ETA also my home state senator Bennett (who I did vote for but have not always been super impressed with) is impressing me today.

Quit spreading your fascist “Round Earth” lies. They evacuated the station because they were close to learning the secret of the giant ice wall that surrounds the planet.