I have to say The Exorcist is the only horror movie I will not watch. Saw the movie when I was a teenager and it scared the crap out of me and could not sleep for weeks and have not attempted to watch it again. Linda Blair and the special FX people should have won Oscars for their work on that movie. 

SNL is new this week. I want to be a fly on the wall in that writer’s room.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

As someone who both knits and crochets, I’m left feeling like HOLY FUCK every last one of those sweaters would take SO MANY hours to complete by hand, and in some cases, I’m not sure why you would want to.

At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

I’m really tired of reboots, and prequels and all of these things, too. I want NEW content.

Holly Marie Combs totally carried that show

The Battlestar Galactica remake. My husband quite liked the show; I wanted all but maybe one or two characters to die a quick and merciful (to me) death. This is despite the fact that I am a huge fan of many of the genre actors they had over the course of the show.

All you have to be patient for is every single GOP rep in every state to be accidentally shot to change gun culture. With the amount of guns out there right now it shouldn’t take long.

Gravity is a liberal conspiracy to keep us down (literally). The wikileaks proved it.

everybody knows better than to get a gun and fire it up in the air because what goes up must come down.

It judges your dryer and suggests you not use hot and also thinks that bitch, Susan, should just mind her dicking beeswax about you and Stan.

So here’s my dilemma: I loathe Trump and don’t want to have a heart attack from four years of reading about and hearing every petty insult and schoolboy bullying bullshit he does, so I’ve stayed away from the news as much as I realistically can for most of the election, and certainly after the election (yes, I…

Wait! Are you telling me that Giz and other sites are trying to get me to read their stories so I’ll look at their ads? They’re not trying to keep me informed and make me a better citizen? I... I... I feel so used. Whenever I wanted insightful substantive coverage of the day’s most important stories I’ve checked…

Here’s the thing...as an old, I’ve learned (the hard way) that when something goes wrong with your body in old age, it never goes away. Unlike when I was young, when I would actually heal, now it just gets added to the long list of conditions to be managed, or lived with. It’s a natural process that starts at the…

Aww, how cute.

Doing the Red God’s work, you are for the Internet is dark and full of grammatical errors.

Interstellar is the second more overrated movie ever. Maybe third, if we count Snowpiercer and Titanic.