The Lion In Winter.

It’s Christmas, time to let the wife out of prison, to share some quality time with you, your mistress, and your three treacherous sons - the smarmy one, the smelly idiot, and the only competent one (who likes to kill people and is secretly in love with your nearest rival). It ends with everyone…

It’s movies only.

We recently had a show on BBC Four HD called “All Aboard! The Country Bus”, which was *two* hours of gently panning cameras mounted on the top deck and roof of a bus as it travelled through the English countryside on a sunny afternoon, only breaking to a different view to swap to the lower deck camera to show…

Americans seem to think this would be a major issue, but we go for much more subtle racism in the UK than “No you cannot marry a biracial woman.” Prince Philip would certainly say something nasty about it, but no one’s going to forbid it outright. Class would be a much bigger factor, though I think she gets a free…

I mean sure, it’s possible that Jay-Z really does have assassins, but it’s more probable that Kanye is struggling with delusions. Fear of assassination is one of the old classics.

I usually don’t like to make speculative armchair diagnoses but his public persona has always basically screamed bipolar so it’s incredibly hard not to wonder. I hope that whatever is going with him he is able to accept the help he needs.

Starred but also *vomit*

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

Trump Pence have no plans of applying civility, they shouldn’t expect it.

We should call prisons “human sanctuaries” now. It sounds so much nicer.

not feeding polars bears costs how much?

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

“[China] does not approve of insulting or ridiculing language to address any country’s leader.”

And thank Christ for that. Her choices are either be ostracized or be like her other siblings: Ivanka has to avoid a priapic cryptofacist father and the two Trump boys look more inbred than late-dynasty Hapsburgs.

BAHAHAHA

Hmm. Maybe the article should be renamed to, “A Pickpocket’s Guide to Finding Stuff in a Target’s Suit”.

Empty your change from your pockets into a jar Every. Single. Night.

I feel like the guy I’m imaging is from one of those identical crime shows with letters in the title so NCIS or SVU or CSI etc. I’m currently trawling through IMDB because it’s extremely frustrating.

Oh never mind not the same person I am alone in my distress.

He looks like an actor whose name I don’t know that’s in a show I can’t remember the name of. I know this post is entirely worthless but it’s driving me nuts now and a problem shared is a problem halved so....